vibesopretty:

vineayl:

miafrederique:

lavender-lovee:

we-are-all-one-tribe:

warm water/cold rain

Wow

I can’t get over this wow

x

I’m in love with these photos 😍

(via marilynto)

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
*****
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
*****
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
*****
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

(via haiweewicci)

a-long-time-ago-on-gallifrey:

deaths-impala:

iveneverhadnutella:

This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”

please say you slapped him

im just gonna keep reblogging this until he finds it

hes here somewhere

(via itsmemacleod)

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

tuchesuavae:

Bastard.

nutella-fandom:

me after my first year of college

(via kixxinq)

thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

(via baapi-makwa)

wtf-fun-factss:

Wasps in bedroom -  WTF fun facts

Just burn the whole fuckin neighborhood down

wtf-fun-factss:

Wasps in bedroom -  WTF fun facts

Just burn the whole fuckin neighborhood down

(via marcelinethef-ingvampirequeen)

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

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cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.

(via marcelinethef-ingvampirequeen)

halogenation:

The Veiled Virgin, Puritas - Antonio Corradini, 1725.

halogenation:

The Veiled Virgin, Puritas - Antonio Corradini, 1725.

(via marcelinethef-ingvampirequeen)